Monday, January 10, 2011

first week back continued...

     yeah the other post was getting super long so i decided to cut it off....ok lets see where was i...classes! im really liking all of my classes so far this semester...well almost all of them i guess.  the one that is going to kill my soul is social and cultural anthropology, and not because its a boring class, but because the teacher is...odd.  he's got this funny little pretentious british accent, and not the good kind cuz he's wayyy to old to have the good kind.  and he's just up there droning on and on about blah blah blah and within like 2 seconds of this my brain started crying and melting and i realized i was going to hate this class.  the only good part of the class was the part when he said that we were going to be studying zombies, bringing the classes cool points up to 394983972972974...but dont get too excited thats from a starting point of -9982979799982738798989898749798928, so yeah. hah anyways needless to say the class is going to suck, and really the only bright side to it is that ashley is in there with me and we can both make each other do our homework and write all the papers for it.
     no but yeah enough of all this lame talk.  i have lots of classes that i actually really enjoy.  my book of mormon class for instance.  now last semesters bom class was a nuclear disaster ( get it, get it?? nuclear, bom class...? hahaha) but this one is so good i can already tell.  its with hank smith and he's pretty much the best bom teacher ever.  i had him as a sub last semester and i knew from that one day that he was the teacher from me.  im sure i'll write more about him on here many much more times.
     then there is my writing and rhetoric class.  this class is currently ranked ok, but has the potential to move up on the ranking list.  its pretty much just basically going to be a lot of writing which i dont have a problem with, except that like we have to share like every single thing we write with the rest of the class to get like feedback and comments and suggestions and other gay things like that.  i dont want to share my writing with anybody except for whoevers grading it.  i dont want other people to be reading everything.  idunno maybe thats being just dumb but yeah. thats basically the only thing keeping this class down because it seems pretty cool.  the first class she has us analyze mr. darcy's first marriage proposal and why it went so wrong and stuff and then she had us right down what he should have said and how he should've went about it.  haha there was this one guy who shared his when he was done and i swear every single girl in that class turned to buttah. hahah it was great.
      my second favorite class is descriptive astronomy, which let me just say is pretty cool.  its in the planetarium in the science building and has super comfy chairs that you lay back in and stare at the ceiling and stars. its great.  we "went" up to the north pole and watched the stars rotation there and it was super cool cuz none of the stars up there rise or set, they just go in a circle around the north star and it felt like the room was spinning and it was just great.
     but my favorite class by far is my german class. i know i know what you all are thinking.  german? really? you hate german.  NEIN! i dont hate german, i just disliked german cuz it sucked so much in high school.  this german class is really cool and really easy since i took 3 years.  but yeah its just a fun class.  the teacher is really funny and fun and i may or may not love him, but only with half of my heart since he's married. hahah but yeah its great. i cant wait to go home and speak nothing but german to everyone. =]
     ok so now for all the funny things that have happened this week.  me and jess went grocery shopping together at the creamery and we were walking down the produce aisle contemplating our purchases and we're both examining something, i dont remember what it was probably lettuce or something gay like that, and we turn around and this little old lady is putting her onions in our empty cart and walking off with it.  hahaha we both just kinda stand there just staring at her, and then we both just start laughing to hard.  we didnt really know what to do, we prob would've not done anything if my wallet hadnt been sitting in the little baby seat part of the cart, i couldnt just leave that.  so jessica kinda just walks up to it and as the ladys back is turned grabs my wallet and we both just run away laughing so hard and go and get a new cart and avoid that lady at all costs the rest of the time. hahaha but i mean seriously what else can you do in a situation like that?? haha
     the second super funny thing would have to be today.  im sitting in my german class in the back of the class and this guy comes and sits down next to me, no big deal right.  class starts and out of the corner of my eye i can see this guy and he looks like he just rolled out of bed.  weird black boot things, plaid pajama pants, a holey sweatshirt, and best of all an american flag raggity doo rag.   pretty much made my day seeing him wearing that.  like seriously? in what world does anybody, other than hard core macho men and bikers, wake up and think 'huh, i think i'll wear my american flag doo rag today'.  and its not like this kid is black (ha please, the chances of having a black kid in your classes are slim to none), he's white as white can be.  and really not even being black would've redeemed him. black guys dont wear corny american flag doo rags, they've got like the nice silky yeah on all counts i have no idea what this kid was thinking. it was great. we should be best friends.

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